Shouty White Man Consulting

Welcome to Shouty White Man Consulting

We are the experts in data protection and shouting. Whatever your data is, we'll protect it. No matter how sensitive, confidential, incriminating or embarrassing your data, you can trust that it will remain private while under the protection of shouty white men.

Services we offer

We offer many services, including firewall installation and maintenance and data encryption. We are the best at what we do, and guarantee customer satisfaction on all of our services.

All our services are backed by our 90 day breach free policy. If your data is breached in the first 90 days of using it, we'll refund you the full amount of the services. Yep, we're that confident.

Our team

Dylan Holloway

Founder and CEO

Dylan founded Shouty White Man Consulting in 2016 when he first realised the power of the shout, and hasn't looked back since. In addition to being a keen shouter, Dylan is also an avid fitness enthusiast and Liverpool supporter.

"The louder you shout, the more right you are."

ScoMo

Head of Crisis Management and Incident Response

"The crucial thing about Crisis Management is to stay and work together. I like to be able to shake the hands of all my team during a crisis, to show that we're really in this together, and not off holidaying in Hawaii or somewhere else."

Tonald Drump

Head of Firewalls and Network Security

"I would build a great firewall, and nobody builds firewalls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great firewall on our network perimeter and I’ll have hackers pay for that wall."

Joris Bohnson

Head of Anti-Virus

"Virus management is very important. I'm very good at staying virus-free and in keeping my clients and the people who rely on me virus free."